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Gale Hawthorne Pick-Up Lines.

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I woke up in a closet yesterday, still drunk. So I think that just about indicates the way my body is feeling right now.

Spending the night in a dark basement. Alone. I’m fucking horrified.

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Gets me every time.

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  • Television: In the criminal justice system--
  • Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN